fuck her right in the pussy

shitsprinkle:

SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THERE ARE STATES IN WHICH YOU CAN LEGALLY FUCK A DONKEY BUT YOU CANNOT MARRY THE PERSON YOU LOVE

leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

420dongsquad:

yea girl wash my tires in the bathtub its the only way i can get off

420dongsquad:

yea girl wash my tires in the bathtub its the only way i can get off

dont-touch-my-fried-chicken:

jaclcfrost:

things to not show in school

  • weakness
  • emotions
  • a pack of gum
  • an extra pencil

worthlessand-weak:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life

koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

"being interested in pop culture makes you vapid and unintelligent"

translation: im a miserable pissbaby. im deep because i smoke cheap cigarettes and take my coffee black. have u ever heard of friedrich nietzsche. im so alone.

sunofaphrodite:

I just did a rough sketch of my idol lady gaga. Hope she loves it!

inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor